Infants

“Every child has different complications…”

Class 3 are on the brink of disaster: tactile Drew is a safeguarding hazard, Chloe’s obsession with Ryan threatens her friendship with queen bee Kaylee, and a noxious misunderstanding threatens the career of teacher Mr Finch. It’s just as well mobile phones aren’t allowed in school – the parents couldn’t possibly find out, could they?

Director Ian McFarlane (The Revellers Society, Forever Oz) brings to life a new musical that promises tantrums and disasters, naughty words and naughty characters. An exhilarating score by James Lark (Tony Blair the Musical, The Snow Spider) veers from toe-tapping tunes to gratuitous anfractuosity (that’s a grown-up word for sophisticated). We can promise comedy, tragedy, all hell breaking loose – but after a single calamitous day, we can’t guarantee that everyone will be coming back to school tomorrow…

Step into a world where the adults in charge are the biggest children of all.